sangl0upmon:

when you have really weird and fucked up dreams and when you wake up you’re relieved that it was a dream but you’re also wondering where the fuck that all came from and you’re just like

hungoverjake:

do not point out anyone’s scars or cuts
do not point out anyone’s scars or cuts
do not point out anyone’s scars or cuts
do not point out anyone’s scars or cuts

• DO NOT FUCKING POINT OUT ANYONE’S FUCKING SCARS OR CUTS.

bitchesdontknowshit:

It would be lovely to find a pair of shorts that don’t make my thighs look 500 times bigger than they actually are.

• Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake